This all started when we spotted a certain Mr Ron Dennis on Jools Holland’s annual New Year’s Eve television show. This led Mr C to think that perhaps this was the start of the BBC’s advertising and promotion for their formula 1 coverage next season. He then asked us for our suggestions, and boy, are there some funny ones.

• Ron Dennis in Strictly Come Dancing
• Jarno Trulli on ‘Oz and Jarno’s Big Wine Adventure’ (RG)
• Super Aguri in Flog It
• David Coulthard on Police! Camera! Action! (Andy T)
• Nigel Stepney – Judge Judy
• Steve Ryder: Mastermind – Specialist Subject: Lewis Hamilton
• Bernie on The Apprentice
• A new one, James Allen on Soccer Saturday as Jeff Stelling – ‘OH AND ITS BUTTON AT THE LAST GASP MINUTE, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT?’ (RG)
• Nelson Piquet on ‘Hole in the Wall’ as Dale Winton – ‘Brrring on the wall’ (RG)
• Thomas the Tank with Jarno (Lukeh)
• Ron Dennis vs Wolf – Gladiators (Michael)
• Jenson Button – Blue Peter presenter (likely to be his next job) (Michael)
• David Coulthard – Boxing ring announcer..lets get ready to ruuuummmble… (Michael)
• All Team Principles – Krypton Factor contestants (Michael)
• Bernie – Victor Meldrew (Michael)
• Anthony Hamilton – Britain’s Worst Drivers (Michael)