To pass some time during one of our chaotic live shows a game was created, which continued into the following daily thread, where you simply have to sum up any Formula One driver in three words. It's harder than you think but a lot of fun to have the word count constraint.

• Vettel: “Ain’t no Schumi” – Steven Roy
• Nakijima: “Dangerous whilst pitting” – Christine
• Heidfeld: “Always The Bridesmaid” or “Beacon of Consistency” – Journeyer
• Räikkönen: “Loves His Magnums” – Journeyer
• Hamilton: “Twice by one” – Jeremy
• Hamilton: “Not his year” – Jeremy
• Kovalainen: “Heikki (sorry Amy)” – Sean Golding
• M Schumacher: “Punts Them Off” – Gavin
• Häkkinen: “Cries when spins” – Gavin
• Rosberg: “Comb my hair” – Gavin
• Sutil: “Girly Running Man” – Gavin
• Fisichella: “Just wanna drive” – Gavin
• Alonso: “I’m number one” – Gavin
• Hamilton: “Mouth before brain” – Gavin
• Button: “Bad then good” – Gavin
• Rubens: “Always number two” – Gavin
• Massa: “Spins but wins” – Gavin
• Räikkönen: “no facial expression” – Gavin
• Kovalainen: “Looks like Beavis” – Gavin
• Webber: “Break a leg” – Gavin
• Badoer: “Failed to score” – Journeyer
• Montoya: “Loves Big Macs” – Journeyer
• R Schumacher: “In Michael’s shadow” – Journeyer
• Trulli: “Built good trains” – JourneyerR Schumacher: “Off You F—” – Stuart C
• Eddie Jordan: “It’s Kimi’s fault” – Sean Golding
• Räikkönen: “Hot and Cold” – Journeyer
• Montagny: “Deserves F1 drive” – Journeyer
• Coulthard: “Flippin’ the bird” or “A hand gesture” – Sean Golding
• Kubica: “Oi, big nose!” – Scott Woodwiss
• Alonso: “Brings six tenths” – Scott Woodwiss
• Piquet: “Why, why, why?” – Scott Woodwiss
• Klien: “Ruined Franck’s chance” – Scott Woodwiss
• Piquet: ‘Woz not me’ – RG
• Nakajima: “New Wing Please” – RG
• Piquet: “Not his daddy” – Journeyer
• Glock: “One to watch” – Journeyer
• Kubica: “One-hit wonder?” – Journeyer
• Glock: “YOU, hands off” – RG