Last year it was the 12 Days of F1 Christmas, and this year we’ve settled on Jingle Bells. We’re planning for each participant to do a line each, in a round robin, with everyone joining in the first line of each bit of chorus. We’ll assign the actual lines when we know how many callers wish to take part.

Verse 1

Gavin – Running fast and low

Lukeh – In a sponsor-less machine

Andy T – No-hopers have the glow

Chris – Of winners not has-beens

Alianora – Who’d have thought the Brawn

RG – Could beat the big grandees

Scott – No-one thought when they were born

Steven – That nightmares turn to dreams

Chorus

ALL – Ohhhhhh, Jenson wins, Ross Brawn grins

Mr C – Champions all the way

Christine – But big Ron comes a calling

Gavin – And steals the “1” away

ALL – Heyyyy, Merc are cross, at their loss

Lukeh – Though Rosberg’s on the way

Andy – Norbert works a big surprise

Chris – And signs Nelson Piquet

Verse 2

Alianora – Driving through Eau Rouge

RG – With your foot down to the floor

Scott – Press the button labelled KERS and

Steven – Giancarlo is no more.

Mr C – He had his ups and downs

Christine – In 09 Rubens got far

Gavin – Wins and podiums to laugh about

Lukeh – Blah blah blah blah blah blah

Chorus

ALL – Ohhhhhh, Jenson wins, Ross Brawn grins

Andy – Champions all the way

Chris – But big Ron comes a calling

Alianora – And steals the “1” away

ALL – Heyyyy, Merc are cross, at their loss

Scott – Though Rosberg’s on the way

Steven – Norbert works a big surprise

RG – And signs Nelson Piquet

Chorus

ALL – Ohhhhhh, Jenson wins, Ross Brawn grins

Mr C – Champions all the way

Christine – But big Ron comes a calling

Gavin – And steals the “1” away

ALL – Heyyyy, Merc are cross, at their loss

Lukeh – Though Rosberg’s on the way

Andy – Norbert works a big surprise

Chris – And signs Nelson Piquet