The aborted qualifying attempt in Suzuka this weekend allowed plenty of opportunities for drivers to mess around a little bit, and break free of their usual concentration. That, in turn, allowed for plenty of antics that can only be rewarded with points on the rankings, and that is why the table is bursting this week. We had better just get on with it.

Movements for Week 36

• +3 Heikki Kovalainen: +1 for taking the Fireman Heikki thing to the next level. +2 for joining in the non-qualifying boat race.
• +2 Kamui Kobayashi: +2 for driving in such a fashion that David Croft shouted "Leeroy Jenkins!"
• +2 Timo Glock: +2 for braving the insanity that was FP3.
• +7 Jaime Alguersuari: +2 for braving the insanity that was FP3. +5 for this exceptionally cute video of outtakes.
• +7 Sébastien Buemi: +2 for braving the insanity that was FP3. +5 for this exceptionally cute video of outtakes.
• +2 Mark Webber: +2 for joining in the non-qualifying boat race.
• +2 Michael Schumacher: +2 for joining in the non-qualifying boat race.
• +2 Nick Heidfeld: +2 for joining in the non-qualifying boat race.
• +2 Lewis Hamilton: +2 for helping Martin Brundle fill dead air during non-qualifying.
• +1 Jenson Button: +2 for helping Martin Brundle fill dead air during non-qualifying. -1 for having a scary milk ad.
• +8 Sebastian Vettel: +4 for messing around and having fun with photography during non-qualifying. +4 for applauding the fans in the rain.
• +2 Sakon Yamamoto: +2 for teaching the Spanish media how to make sushi.

Standings for Week 36