European GP, the podium in poetry - All the action from Valencia, in rhyme
Published by Ernie Black
The race in Valencia this weekend provided frantic action from lights to flag, providing barely a moment to catch one's breath. What better way then, to sum up the unexpected finishing order than with a relaxing rhyme from resident poet Ernie.
Here's a podium review
Of the European GP
For Sidepodcast readers
Through poetry
Sit yourself down
With a spot of tea
Have a scone and a crumpet
Then grab one for me
T'was the tale of a Bull
A Red Bull you see
Which moved rather fast
And quite steadily
Vettel snagged Pole
Quite easily
Three tenths quicker
Than McLaren's Hami
He scampered away
As we all could see
Off in the distance
Is where he'd be
Winning this race
He would not be
As he ended the day
A Retiree
Romain followed Seb
Unhappily
Parking his car
Prematurely
This opened the door
To Victory
For Fernando Alonso
Unexpectedly
Second for Kimi
And third for Schumi
Who were overjoyed
Unsurprisingly
The most exciting race
Quite easily
With crashes and passes
And a car for safety
For more on this race
Browse the site for free
Then thank Christine Blachford
And Mr. C
