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Live: Red Nose Day 2011

Published 18 March 2011 by Christine Blachford

Following on from our successful live coverage of Children in Need earlier this year, it's time for another charity telethon to try and match up to the high standard Pudsey set.

This time round it's Comic Relief - otherwise known as Red Nose Day - which only happens every other year, so make the most of it. We don't have the cuteness of Pudsey but we do have the rather smiley Red Noses.

*Say hello to Giggler*Credit: Sidepodcast

The TV show gets underway at 7pm GMT, and will begin on BBC1, with a switch to BBC2 halfway through. It's also going to be live on the iPlayer, so I hope you can join in the fun. More information can be found on the Red Nose Day site, or stay tuned as the Factbyte Factbox covers every step of the way.

As it happened: 2011 Red Nose Day

18:30
Hello and good evening fact fans!
18:30
Today we are gathered to watch the Red Nose Day telethon for Comic Relief, starting in just under half an hour.
18:31
If you want to join in the fun, we have live commenting available here: http://sidepodcast.com/dashboard or you can head to the direct thread: sidepodcast.com/p…red-nose-day-2011
18:32
This year there are three different Red Noses, known as Honkus, Chucklechomp and Captain Conk.
18:32
Who comes up with these names?
18:34
The Comic Relief show starts at 7pm GMT on BBC 1 and there is quite a lot to keep you entertained.
18:35
Miranda Hart, Ruby Wax and Claudia Winkleman will take on the Masterchef challenge.
18:36
The cast of Inbetweeners, Outnumbered and Doctor Who all have surprises up their sleeve.
18:36
In terms of music, we have George Michael, the ever-present Take That, JLS and the official single from The Wanted.
18:36
And love him or hate him, Smithy from Gavin & Stacey is back for a sketch.
18:38
This is Honkus.
18:39
This is Captain Conk.
18:39
And finally, Chucklechump. What a lineup.
18:40
Comment from Chris: While we're waiting for the show to start, was anyone watching the Chris Moyles record attempt? Chris and Comedy Dave (his partner in crime) raised over 2 million pounds while hosting a radio show for 52 hours (a Guinness world record)
18:40
There have been a lot of impressive feats happening by the celebrities.
18:40
Helen Skelton from Blue Peter walked a high wire between two chimneys at Battersea Power Station.
18:41
David Walliams took part in 24 hours worth of panel shows, streamed live online.
18:41
Scott Mills took a host of other famous people with him across a desert trek in Africa, with blistering temperatures and the constant threat of snakes and scorpions.
18:43
Ant & Dec were challenged to gatecrash as many TV shows as they could, stealing bits and bobs for auction as they went.
18:46
On TV, there's been the usual Let's Dance where celebrities make a fool of themselves, and a new Glee-style competition for kids to sing their hearts out.
18:48
If you want to know more about what's been happening, what's still happening, and what it's all for, head to: http://www.comicrelief.com/ or http://www.rednoseday.com/
18:52
They also have a Twitter account, if you feel like following along: http://twitter.com/rednoseday
18:53
Tweet from @rackspaceemea: What a day of fun, PJs, squashing into a Mini, cake stall , games competitions incl. pool, table tennis etc raising £600 for comic relief
18:54
Rackspace are our Factbyte Factbox hosts, and they really did fit 17 people in a mini: http://twitpic.com/4an6lm Unbelievable!
18:55
Tweet from @KatyPerry: Doing something VERY special 4 @rednoseday! BID on 1 of my ORIGINAL BLUE WIGS: http://bit.ly/em9JYY . YOUR contribution will make a #CHANGE!
If you're a fan of such things.
18:57
In case you were wondering, we opted for a Honkus: www.flickr.com/ph…2157626157780899/
18:57
Along with a fabulous t-shirt featuring William Shakespeare, plus a Giggler. Hit it and it makes a rather disturbing cackle.
18:58
All these things and much more is available on the shop: http://shop.rednoseday.com/
18:58
Red Nose Day 2011 has begun.
19:00
We're starting with some clips of the King's Speech, and Lenny Henry in the "audience" heckling.
19:00
Donate Now!
Online: Official Site
By Phone: 03457 910 910
By SMS: Text GIVE to 70005
19:00
It's never too early to give out the numbers.
19:02
First hosts of the evening: Claudia Winkleman and Michael McIntyre.
19:02
Claudia is in a very vivid red dress, whilst Michael is rocking the red shirt.
19:06
They've just done a coming up montage, and there's far too much for me to type!
19:06
Claudia points out that Comic Relief have taken advice on the situation in Japan and have not yet launched an appeal.
19:08
David Tennant visits some children in Africa who are or are going blind - most of whom could have an operation to give them sight.
19:08
Comic Relief cash is funding a project that finds blind children in deserted areas, and getting them medical attention as soon as possible.
19:09
Comment from Mr C: i will donate money not to have to watch an eye operation. eek.
19:10
One operation costs £150. It doesn't take many people donating to get to that figure, and a child gets their sight back.
19:10
£150 for children, £34 for adults.
19:10
Donate Now!
Online: Official Site
By Phone: 03457 910 910
By SMS: Text GIVE to 70005
19:12
TV moment - Outnumbered meets Andy Murray.
19:12
The little girl has a panda hat on, so of course I approve.
19:14
The oldest child says Andy Murray doesn't look like Andy Murray because he's smiling too much. He wants to take a photo but would prefer him to look more emo.
19:16
Ultimately, the children have injured him, and Andy limps off into the distance.
19:16
Also, Murray appears to know about the winning=British, losing=Scottish thing. Awkward.
19:17
Alesha Dixon is visiting a school who do an excellent amount of fundraising. There appear to be a lot of painted faces.
19:19
The DOCTOR WHO bit!!
19:20
Amy is not allowed to fly the TARDIS, but Rory is... he has a spanner in his hand, and some crazy goggles on.
19:21
There's a TARDIS inside the TARDIS!
19:22
And now there's another Amy. A mini installment, to be continued later. Cliffhanger!
19:23
More from David Tennant discussing cataract operations in Africa.
19:24
Tweet from @DaveJohnsonUK: @McInTweet maybe you and Claudia should release your Dr. Who theme to raise money for @rednoseday
19:24
They did do a pretty spectacular rendition of the famous theme tune.
19:25
I have lost the tweet now, but I just saw it fly by that someone had spotted Richard Bacon in the Comic Relief audience.
19:26
Comment from Alex Andronov: The amazing thing is that one of the big problems is that they can't find the people who need the operation. There is so little infrastructure and so many people don't know there are chances for help.
19:27
Doctor Who Part II.
19:29
Amy II is the Amy from the future, and she appears to be flirting with herself. But.. now there are two Rorys and it's completely confusing!
19:30
It all seemed to sort itself out in the end. Phew.
19:31
Tweet from @paultrueman74: Lumme. I've just realised #rednoseday is 24 years old. 2 things: 1) I am getting really quite old 2) That is A LOT of cold baked beans. #fb
19:32
Claudia and Michael. Great chemistry.
19:33
The Wanted - Gold Forever.
19:36
At the height of Comic Relief, there are 250 calls per second. Goodness me.
19:37
There are a couple of audio bits and pieces you can enjoy. Ricky Gervais has recorded a special podcast with his chums: (iTunes link) itunes.apple.com/…dcast/id135789411
19:39
And Steve Wright (in the afternoon) has put together some celebrity factoids: (iTunes link) itunes.apple.com/…e-day/id424616739
19:39
A film about Lauren in the UK, who cares for her mum.
19:42
Apparently, the average age of a young carer is just 12. Comic Relief cash goes to giving them a break from everyday life.
19:42
Next amusing film, Claudia, Ruby Wax and Miranda Hart are heading to Number 10 Downing Street for a Masterchef special.
19:44
Choice quotes - Miranda: "This is not an exaggeration or a lie, I would say I've never cooked.'
19:44
Ruby: "Competition doesn't come into it, I just wanted to see Downing Street."
19:44
Claudia: "I'm obsessed with Masterchef. I'm obsessed with Greg."
19:44
They are cooking lunch for a Masterchef judge, some previous winners, and the actual Prime Minister.
19:45
They're making crab.
19:45
Ruby Wax has just sneaked off to call Nigella and get some tips on the crab.
19:45
Claudia is making Chilli con Carne.
19:46
Miranda is making a "messy trifle." She literally has never cooked before and is amused that her first ever dish is for the Prime Minister.
19:47
If Masterchef was actually like this, I would watch!
19:48
Comment from Alex Andronov: They are so hopeless this makes me think of Mr C making muffins
19:48
I don't want to be fussy, but I do think Claudia should have tied up her hair. Her chilli is a bit hot. Ruby says: "Too hot? It's hell in there." The judges eyes almost popped out when he tasted it.
19:48
Comment from Mr C: hey, i've cooked more than miranda.
19:49
The Prime Minister is in the kitchen, checking up on his staff!
19:49
David Cameron: "My expectations were quite low, and they've fallen."
19:50
A film of Helen Skelton doing the High Wire walk.
19:51
She's there in the studio, in a pretty dress.
19:52
Helen's Hire Wire walk raised: £253,789.
19:53
A quick flashback to the Masterchef thing - Michel isn't keen on Claudia's dish.
19:55
Helen Skelton, High Wire Girl.
19:56
A sad film about a family in Africa, where the mum is ill, and Esther, aged 9, has to take care of the children.
19:58
Tweet from @RachelLaura01: Going to donate for Esther, so devastating #RedNoseDay
19:59
£10 buys a care kit and food parcel for families affected by HIV.
19:59
Donate Now!
Online: Official Site
By Phone: 03457 910 910
By SMS: Text GIVE to 70005
20:00
Two members of McFly are singing a version of All About You with the words changed to Thank You Oxfam.
20:01
The shops are selling the Red Nose's that we discussed earlier. Michael McIntyre called them "remarkably uncomfortable." And he's quite right!
20:02
A montage of the Desert Trek challenge, featuring nine people. Can I get them all?
20:02
Scott Mills. Lorraine Kelly. Kara Tointon. Peter White from Radio 4.
20:02
Craig David. Olly Murs.
20:02
I just missed out Dermot O'Leary, Nadia Sawalha and Ronnie Ancona. 6 of 9 is not bad.
20:03
Comment from Alex Andronov: The average life expectancy in the world is 67.2 years. In Botswana it is 31.6 years.
20:05
Ronnie and Lorraine both have wicked red dresses on. The rest have gone for more traditional muted shades.
20:05
The Trekkers raised: £1,375,037.
20:06
Totaliser
£5,797,110
20:06
That totaliser is clearly not exciting enough. We need to go old school and programme some fireworks in there.
20:07
More than a million pounds will be going to the sight projects, so a LOT of children and adults will get their sight back.
20:08
The next presenters will be Graham Norton and Davina McCall. They've got a lot to live up to.
20:10
Coming Up: a Downtown Abbey special, a Harry Hill sketch, Take That, a Miranda sketch, and Alan Partridge returns to Comic Relief.
20:11
Graham and Davina are discussing Let's Dance for Comic Relief.
20:12
Let's Dance raised: £1,201,832.
20:14
A film montage of the trekkers visiting people getting their sight back in Africa.
20:14
Now, Harry Hill does Autumnwatch.
20:18
There are lots of celebrities in trees and hiding in hedges.
20:19
The Wanted versus Olly Murs. FIGHT!
20:20
Tweet from @FallenAngel2106: My daughter has made her 1st donation to @rednoseday - I've told her she's just spent her next 6mths of pocket money, she doesn't mind #RND
20:21
A short film about some of the things the money helps with - particularly health and education.
20:24
Now they're doing a bit which I believe is from Norton's show. He's getting celebrities in a red chair to tell stories about their life.
20:24
Kirstie Allsop is first. I may have overstated it when I said celebrity.
20:27
Thandie Newton next. Slightly more famous than Ms Allsop.
20:28
Then there was Richard Bacon, but he didn't even get a chance to speak.
20:28
Then there was Richard Bacon, but he didn't even have a chance to speak.
20:28
Now, we're back to Masterchef.
20:28
Ruby Wax is serving her meal.
20:29
They have found some crab shell. David Cameron says it's alright, the crab is nice.
20:29
Prime Minister says it was very nice and he ate the lot. The other two were not so keen on the crab stuff.
20:30
Claudia is next.
20:30
They're all staring at the plate. Claudia has served the chilli con carne with jacket potato and salad.
20:31
David Cameron: "Oooh, it's quite hot." Will his eyes bulge like Michel?
20:31
Apparently this is his wife's speciality, so Claudia has a lot to live up to.
20:31
Claudia, afterwards: "They liked it! They weren't physically ill, how is that possible?"
20:32
Miranda serves her trifle.
20:32
There are some gummy bears in the middle, and hundred and thousands sprinkled on top.
20:32
There's a lot of sherry in it.
20:33
David Cameron: "We all loved it. Very alcoholic though. I feel like I've got to go and lie down." Afraid not, you've got a country to run, my love.
20:33
He leaves the others to discuss who wins.
20:34
Michel: "I was really looking forward to this, when I got up this morning. Then after ten minutes in the kitchen with you, I thought why am I doing this? Thankfully, you turned it around."
20:34
The winner is: MIRANDA!
20:36
Blue are saying thank you to Maltesers, who have been selling special packs and fundraising in lots of crazy ways.
20:37
Tweet from @BeckyPlatt23: I want Miranda to be my best friend. #RedNoseDay
20:37
Tweet from @TVSatelliteWeek: Here are both parts of the fabulous Doctor Who Comic Relief special http://t.co/92nBiqb http://t.co/gLgEzlS #rednoseday #doctorwho
20:37
Significant Contribution
£1,101,807
Raised by Maltesers and their antics
20:38
Steve Jones reports on Malaria in Africa.
20:40
Donate Now!
Online: Official Site
By Phone: 03457 910 910
By SMS: Text GIVE to 70005
20:41
A first for Comic Relief and Eastenders - they are going to show the conclusion to last night's episode.
20:42
Audio problems though. Live TV!
20:42
Another TV moment instead. Upstairs Downtown Abby.
20:43
Featuring Dale Winton, Harry Enfield and Jennifer Saunders.
20:44
I think that might be Kim Cattrall too.
20:46
Victoria Wood!
20:47
Tim Vine!
20:48
I love the cast, but I have no idea what is going on. Some kind of parody of period drama, crossed with Acorns Antique style failures.
20:50
Change of schedule. The News at 10 was going to be at half past but has shifted back to it's regular slot, and Comic Relief will be on BBC2.
20:51
A film about Lenny Henry and friends going to live in the slums for a week.
20:53
Lenny Henry, in tears: "This is the worst I've ever seen. I've never seen anything like this." After 25 years of Comic Relief, as well.
20:54
They've a section now called Red Nose Street, giving families homes.
20:55
£22 will provide one month's supply of food.
20:58
Significant Contribution
£3,000,112
TK Maxx who have been selling the t-shirts and fundraising
20:58
They're going to try Eastenders again.
20:59
With sound this time. Whitney is in some kind of trouble, heading off with the wrong people.
21:04
Pondering if this might be an entire episode of Eastenders?
21:06
Mixed reaction on Twitter - some wondering where the Comic Relief is in Eastenders, others approve of highlighting the Sexual Exploitation cause.
21:06
Tweet from @snowgoon25: I much preferred this Eastenders episode when there was no sound... #comicrelief #rnd #rednoseday
21:08
http://tinyurl.com/eastendersdrums
21:09
Karun Chandhok rocks the Captain Conk.
21:10
Totaliser
£26,653,281
21:10
(Imagine the fireworks.)
21:11
Coming Up / Schedule
Peter Kay
Smithy
Adele
Ant & Dec
The Inbetweeners
21:12
Graham Norton is heading off, so Davina is joined by Dermot O'Leary.
21:14
Take That - Happiness.
21:15
Davina and Dermot.
21:16
Happy Now, not Happiness. Apologies.
21:18
Tweet from @MrsHound: Jason Orange in my eyes. My day is now brilliant. That's another tenner. Nice one @rednoseday you're RINSING the cash out of me !!!
21:19
Quite a lot of cheering for Take That.
21:20
Donate Now!
Online: Official Site
By Phone: 03457 910 910
By SMS: Text GIVE to 70005
21:21
Comment from Janna: Apparently you can now download the Dr Who bit on iTunes for £1.89. At least £1.04 will go to Comic Relief itunes.apple.com/…4461&s=143444
21:22
A sad film about young children in hospital. The father has four children but there is only enough medical equipment for three of them.
21:23
Actually, it might not be the father, it might be a health worker. But still.
21:24
£5 pays for malaria tests for six children. £10 for a care kit and food parcel for a family with HIV. £100 trains a health worker.
21:26
Davina and Dermot are pelted with Gigglers, who are then stewn about the floor giggling.
21:26
The Magnets are in Sainsburys stores singing at the staff and customers - "You're simply the best!"
21:28
The Magnets Thank You medley is available to buy: itunes.apple.com/…42663?i=427142723
21:28
Significant Contribution
£10,030,984
Sainsburys who have been selling... well... everything
21:28
The largest cheque Comic Relief have ever received. Ever.
21:29
Film of Ant & Dec gatecrashing as many problems as possible.
21:29
Problems? Programmes!
21:29
They are collecting items for auction as they go. The Daybreak sofa first.
21:32
They have been to so many shows!
21:33
Between TV and Radio, they broadcast to over 45 million people.
21:34
Jack Dee reports on the malnutrition in Africa.
21:35
If you're interested in any of the items Ant & Dec managed to pilfer, head to http://ebay.co.uk/rednoseday
21:38
Comic Relief are helping to give kids Plumpy Nut - a sachet of mushy peanut butter stuff that contains great nutrition for the starving.
21:38
30p a sachet, £26 for a month's supply.
21:39
Peter Kay's Geraldine McQueen duet with Susan Boyle - I Know Him So Well.
21:42
I Know Him So Well was originally recorded by Elaine Page and Barbara Dickson.
21:44
Comment from Alex Andronov regarding Plumpy Nut: It was inspired by Nutella, needs no water, no refrigeration, and lasts 2 years
21:44
David Tennant visits a hospital overrun with malaria patients.
21:45
Tweet from @VictoriaCoren: Do you know, hundreds of thousands of people watch this show and don't give anything. Please don't be one of them. http://bbc.co.uk/rednoseday
21:48
Adele - Someone Like You.
21:54
The phone lines are jamming because so many people are ringing in.
21:54
Channel change coming up - we've got to head over to BBC2.
21:55
In 5 minutes.
21:55
First we get our new presenters - Lenny Henry and Fearne Cotton.
21:57
Coming Up / Schedule
Fake That
Miranda
JLS
The Choir
21:58
Totaliser
£41,873,505
21:59
Change now!!
21:59
BBC2 it is.
21:59
Fake That. Celebrity Chefs being Take That.
22:02
Celebrity Chefs? What am I on? We're talking comedians. John Bishop, Catherine Tate. James COrdon, David Walliams, and...
22:03
Alan Carr!!
22:05
A pre-record of Lenny Henry walking across hot coals.
22:08
A film about giving kids in Africa the chance for education and living out their dreams, and stopping malaria.
22:09
MIRANDA!
22:09
The crew from Miranda are going to Pineapple Dance Studios.
22:11
That's ACTUAL Heather Small!
22:15
Ooh, JLS. I recognise Aston from Children in Need.
22:16
To Be Continued...
22:16
JLS - Eyes Wide Shut.
22:18
The Miranda people appear in the background.
22:19
Miranda gatecrashes JLS.
22:20
If you want to donate a bit more than a fiver, you can text YES to 70010.
22:20
That will give £10.
22:21
Steve Jones reports about the continuing fight against malaria.
22:23
£10 can provide 12 rapid malaria testing kits and £10 can provide 2 mosquito nets.
22:23
Comment from Neil Denham: All very entertaining so far! Not sure how much longer I will stay awake though!
22:23
Now, Gareth Malone is training up celebrity chefs into a Choir. That's where I got the chefs idea from!
22:27
They're going to do a version of Rick Astley, and you'll never guess who's just turned up!
22:32
Gareth Malone and his Choir of Chefs - Never Gonna Give You Up.
22:34
It started out okay, but has fallen apart a bit in the middle.
22:34
RICK ASTLEY!
22:35
Rick Astley says they did a good job, so the official seal of approval.
22:36
Comment from Mr C: live rick roll
22:37
Back to BBC1 now.
22:37
Lenny got a bit distracted hugging chefs, but Fearne calls him over to continue presenting.
22:38
Rick appears out of the glow.
22:38
Now the Smithy moment.
22:39
Lenny Henry and Richard Curtis need someone to help them out with Comic Relief, so they turn to Smithy.
22:41
Smithy has George Michael in the car with him. The pair of them are brilliant!
22:44
Gordon Brown wants to do a duet with JLS. Things I never thought I'd write.
22:44
Too many famous people in this. Each new face, I just say: "WHAT?"
22:46
Keira Knightley!
22:49
That might be some Bieber as well. Good grief.
22:49
Beaten by Paul McCartney!!
22:51
Incredible! That is worth £10 of anyone's money.
22:51
Donate Now!
Online: Official Site
By Phone: 03457 910 910
By SMS: Text GIVE to 70005
22:52
The Smithy sketch available here: itunes.apple.com/…5115&s=143444
22:53
A clip of Deborah Stephenson doing Davina presenting the Million Pound Drop.
22:55
The story of a premature baby born on an island in Lake Victoria.
22:59
The second episode of Upstairs Downton Abby. More celeb-filled parody of costume drama.
23:09
Significant Contribution
£800,747
British Airways and their customers
23:10
A film about some of the people that are helped in the UK.
23:12
Presenter change: Claudia Winkleman and Jonathan Ross.
23:14
Coming Up
24 Hour Panel People
The Inbetweeneres
Annie Lennox
Armstrong & Miller
23:15
The Inbetweeners are next, searching for rude street names. Adult language warning!
23:16
They have to visit 50 rudest place names in 50 hours, sponsored £500 for each one they get to.
23:17
Tweet from itsgiorgiaa: i have cried 6 times so far. #rednoseday
23:17
I'm gonna struggle to type any of these out and remain family friendly!
23:20
28 down, 22 to go. To be continued.
23:21
THE DOCTOR!
23:22
Matt Smith appears!
23:23
The Doctor introduces Alan Partridge doing some kind of Comic Relief radio.
23:24
More Doctor.
23:29
George Michael - True Faith.
23:29
This is the video of his new single, and all proceeds are going to Comic Relief.
23:30
True Faith available now: itunes.apple.com/…ingle/id425133298
23:32
Jack Dee introduces a good news story from Kenya!
23:36
To staff a mobile clinic for a day is £46.
23:36
Elbow - Open Arms.
23:43
A mention for Chris Moyles and Comedy Dave who broadcast for 52 hours on Radio 1.
23:43
They raised almost £2.5 million and broke a world record while they were at it.
23:44
Radio 3 broke a record for a giant kazoo orchestra in the Albert Hall.
23:44
Various DJs from the Beeb stations did stand-up comedy to raise money.
23:45
More from Alan Partridge now.
23:51
You can see lots more about Chris Moyles and Comedy Dave's Longest Show here: www.bbc.co.uk/rad…yles/longestshow/
23:53
Significant Contribution
£385,189
Rymans and their customers
23:54
Whilst still impressive, the numbers are getting smaller. They started with the big ones!
23:54
24 Hour Panel People now. Presumably not all 24 hours worth.q
23:59
Jimmy Carr appears to do some standup.
00:03
A film about the work done in the UK, funded by Comic Relief.
00:05
Just under an hour left, when BBC1 will show a Comic Relief lock-in, with clips from previous years.
00:05
Ruth Jones visits an elderly couple struggling to deal with dementia.
00:06
Tweet from @Big_Al_Official: getting past my bed time but still cant stop watching @rednoseday .....
00:10
A message from Ricky Gervais with Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington.
00:14
The three of them are sitting discussing giving to charity.
00:14
Tweet from @Alistair1990: I've got an office chair like that! #rednoseday
00:15
Karl is concerned the money may go to elephants. Actual elephant slippers! http://twitpic.com/4atw6u
00:19
Significant Contribution
£524,100
Kellogs with their special brunch bar and fundraising
00:21
Jack Dee visits a hospital in Kenya to find out more about the problems they face.
00:25
Annie Lennox - Universal Child.
00:28
Tweet from @amyrosew: Annie Lennox only ever appears around #rednoseday or other major charity events. Where is she all the rest of the time?
00:28
Annie Lennox on the piano.
00:29
Tweet from @martinthorne: @rednoseday hey guys, just wanted to say that the money I won on the GG's at Cheltenham today, I've donated the lot of it
00:31
Annie finishes up her song, and does an inspirational speech about the difference Comic Relief makes.
00:31
We're going back to The Inbetweeners, to see if they can complete their challenge.
00:31
50 rude place names in 50 hours. They've done 22, they've got 28 to go.
00:31
Other way round. They've done 28, 22 to go.
00:32
Nelson's Column is rude?? I'd make a rubbish teenage boy.
00:33
Tweet from @Thomassimpkins: In 16 mins time John Prescott will be doing the shipping forecast. It's gonna be great. #rnd #comicrelief #rednoseday
00:35
They have nine minutes to get the last one.
00:36
They managed 52 in the end, and got double the money - £1,000 per place name.
00:37
Totaliser
£68,669,577
00:37
FIREWORKS!
00:39
An Armstrong & Miller sketch - the one where they do Blue Peter apologising for something.
00:39
Tweet from @Lady_Queefalot: Look. At. That. Beard. BEN MILLER. #ComicRelief #RedNoseDay
00:41
Tweet from @AmieWebb: #rednoseday this time last year we were on £54,690,437! Already passed this by 10 million. A-mazing.
00:43
Alan Carr has arrived to present the final late night push.
00:44
Tweet from @SuperR0B: Can we talk about @AlanCarr's goatee? #rnd #rednoseday #comicrelief
00:44
It's all about the beards this evening!
00:45
Davina, Claudia and Fearne are back to help present. Notably, Fearne has changed into a different red outfit.
00:49
A montage of the crazy fundraising antics people have been doing around the country.
00:50
Russell Brand revisits Kenya, following on from his first trip for Sport Relief this time last year.
00:50
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00:55
Brand has visited a couple of kids who were rescued from a life on the landfills for just £150.
00:56
Alan Carr wants to get 100,000 texts in the next hour. That's one million pounds.
00:56
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00:57
If he gets to that amount, Fearne Cotton will put a swimming costume on, just like she did on Radio 1.
00:59
Now: Newport State of Mind with lots and lots of Welsh people.
01:01
Bonnie Tyler!!
01:01
The Steve Jones line... sung by Steve Jones!
01:03
Amazing!
01:06
An exclusive clip from Chris Lilley's new show Angry Boys. He is of Summer Heights High fame.
01:08
Tweet from @corfmeister: And #ShippingForecast is trending. That's quite an achievement.
01:11
The David Tennat film at a hospital swamped with malaria patients.
01:15
David Tennant: "Don't be the person that sits there and doesn't bother [to donate]. Don't be that person."
01:16
They are promoting the possibility of Fearne putting on a swimsuit again.
01:18
Davina bids us a farewell: "From the bottom of my heart, thank you for everything you have given tonight. You are brilliant."
01:18
Now more from David Walliams and his 24 Hour Panel People marathon.
01:20
Tweet from @GarethJonesTV: In Ymeroddraeth State Of Mind You Were Watching: Helen Adams, Max Boyce MBE, Joe Calzaghe CBE, MBE, Josie ('we didn't know either') d'Arby, 'Dirty Sanchez', Wynne Evans, Connie Fisher, Goldie Lookin' Chain, John Humphrys, Colin Jackson CBE, Alex Jones, Gareth Jones, Gethin Jones, Steve Jones, Helen Lederer, Sian Lloyd, Ruth Madoc, Howard Marks, Grant Nicholas, Anneka Rice, Lisa Rogers (twice) Robbie Savage, Shakin' Stevens, Michael Sheen OBE, Imogen Thomas,Bonnie Tyler, Tim Vincent, Paul Whitehouse, Ian Woosnam OBE
01:20
Just in case you were wondering.
01:24
Axis of Awesome - FOUR CHORD SONG!!!
01:26
He even hit the Take on Me top note!
01:27
Double Rainbow!!
01:29
Amazing. Axis of Awesome are just that... awesome!
01:30
A film about supporting people in the UK as their lives get difficult.
01:31
Tweet from @popsiculture: Is anyone else foreseeing a Perfect Day-style celeb version of Axis of Awesome? #rnd #rednoseday #comicrelief
01:34
Next: A sketch with Kate Moss and a bear. Misery Bear.
01:38
Misery bear is pretty darn cute!
01:39
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01:39
Misery Bear and Kate Moss.
01:40
Comment from Pat W: Wine relief sounds more fun than a text
01:40
Tweet from @Charl_davies: @rednoseday I would love to adopt Mr Misery Bear!!!! How much for the Bear? xxxx
01:45
More from David Walliams' 24 Hour Panel People.
01:50
Oh my... http://twitter.com/MiseryBear
01:50
Tweet from @MiseryBear: I'm on telly! #rnd
01:58
A repeat of the moving video about Esther and her ill mum from earlier.
02:01
Now, a Comic Relief special of Rude Tube, hosted by Alex Zane.
02:04
Now we seem to have begun scraping the barrell with You've Been Framed style clips, it may be time to bring this Factbyte Factbox to a close.
02:04
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Mr C 18/03/2011 at 18:34:41
This year there are three different Red Noses, known as Honkus, Chucklechomp and Captain Conk.
chucklechomp??
Chris 18/03/2011 at 18:35:35
This year there are three different Red Noses, known as Honkus, Chucklechomp and Captain Conk.
Didn't know they had names. I assume my one's Captain Conk
Alianora La Canta 18/03/2011 at 18:36:44
I've got the Clothes Nose (a check-out incident put me off the full-sized ones).
Chris 18/03/2011 at 18:37:14
While we're waiting for the show to start, was anyone watching the Chris Moyles record attempt? Chris and Comedy Dave (his partner in crime) raised over 2 million pounds while hosting a radio show for 52 hours (a Guinness world record)
Janna 18/03/2011 at 18:41:33
Hello all. I love the picture in this post so much :)
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 18:50:36
Hello all. I love the picture in this post so much :)
ooh, i have some more to put up. will get on with that now.
Chris 18/03/2011 at 18:58:40
I'm sorry to say Christine, but the pic FBFB's just posted is quite scary...
Christine 18/03/2011 at 18:59:23
I'm sorry to say Christine, but the pic FBFB's just posted is quite scary...
How do you mean?
Chris 18/03/2011 at 19:03:15
How do you mean?
your eyes just remind me of the joker from the last Batman film. You're much nicer in other photos.
Chris 18/03/2011 at 19:04:08
your eyes just remind me of the joker from the last Batman film. You're much nicer in other photos.
I'm now scared I've accidently upset you now #shouldhavekepthismouthshut
Christine 18/03/2011 at 19:04:11
your eyes just remind me of the joker from the last Batman film. You're much nicer in other photos.
Ohhh, scary like that.
Telling a lady she looks scary in a picture isn't great, by the way :)
Janna 18/03/2011 at 19:04:13
It really is extraordinary how much Michael McIntyre looks like Giggles. If he was in a blue shirt I'd be worried ;)
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:04:40
I'm now scared I've accidently upset you now #shouldhavekepthismouthshut
you could redeem yourself by donating. how much will it cost him christine?
Chris 18/03/2011 at 19:05:01
you could redeem yourself by donating. how much will it cost him christine?
:D
Christine 18/03/2011 at 19:07:32
you could redeem yourself by donating. how much will it cost him christine?
Coupla quid ought to sort it.
Chris 18/03/2011 at 19:08:15
you could redeem yourself by donating. how much will it cost him christine?
Coupla quid ought to sort it.
I'll see what I can do.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:09:25
i will donate money not to have to watch an eye operation.
eek.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:14:00
emo andy murray.
Chris 18/03/2011 at 19:15:13
How long before Andy goes mad?
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:16:31
♥ andy
Chris 18/03/2011 at 19:19:05
Doctor who!
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 19:19:08
@FBFB
Everyone in Scotland is brought up knowing that Scottish people who win at anything are British. Doesn't just apply to him
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:19:20
I am going to speculate that they really are brother and sister.
What an Awesome presenting pair
Bert 18/03/2011 at 19:19:35
I don't know if anyone is following the ALMS Sebring qualifying. via www.americanleman…ary1.php?cat=live And for those of you with PS3s, you can type the URL in and it works! Finally something the PS3 "browser" can handle.
Cheers!
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:19:54
WHO!!!!!
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:20:16
What an Awesome presenting pair
seconded! love it.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:21:20
Oh Rory!
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:21:46
FBFB!!! Eeeep
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:22:27
Wooohooooooooo
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:22:29
double amy!
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:23:02
double amy!
Tsk Mr C! ;)
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:23:25
Tsk Mr C! ;)
i forgot i like her.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:23:37
i forgot i like her.
She is great
Chris 18/03/2011 at 19:24:07
i forgot i like her.
She is great
Agreed. Best companion of the relaunched show
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:25:04
The amazing thing is that one of the big problems is that they can't find the people who need the operation. There is so little infrastructure and so many people don't know there are chances for help.
Christine 18/03/2011 at 19:26:55
Imagine getting your sight back, and David Tennant is the first thing you see!!
Delish.
Christine 18/03/2011 at 19:29:36
Woah. Confused.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:29:43
Agreed. Best companion of the relaunched show
Rose was a great character and it altered the way we thought about the doctor. But I love Amy's sass.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:30:45
Pond put some trousers on
John Chapman 18/03/2011 at 19:31:27
Competition from Richard Bacon for Christine?
"Doing a live online commentary now at the bottom of BBC.co.uk/RedNoseDay. Come chat. Come on.... I'm waiting. U need you... Log on NOW"
twitter.com/#!/ri…48824654877569024
Janna 18/03/2011 at 19:31:36
Rose was a great character and it altered the way we thought about the doctor. But I love Amy's sass.
That was very carefully worded
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:32:33
Claudia is losing it
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:32:50
That was very carefully worded
:)
Christine 18/03/2011 at 19:33:05
Giggles, pay attention to the next FBFB update. V. important.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:33:30
Giggles, pay attention to the next FBFB update. V. important.
Thank you Mr C :)
Janna 18/03/2011 at 19:34:14
Generic Boy Band ho hum
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:34:20
Thank you Mr C :)
i try
Janna 18/03/2011 at 19:34:42
i try
You succeed
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:34:44
Generic Boy Band ho hum
they are an odd looking bunch of people. can't fathom the appeal at all.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:36:01
Generic Boy Band ho hum
I'm sure they all have unique and wonderful personalities.... Oh no I couldn't keep that up ;)
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:36:19
i try
Merci
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:36:40
christine needs this link and email too slow: itunes.apple.com/…dcast/id135789411
Janna 18/03/2011 at 19:36:46
One of my friends is answering the phones today :)
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:36:47
This makes me think of wagbo
Chris 18/03/2011 at 19:37:36
Ah! Voice over guy on the telly, but not as a voice over! *mind explodes*
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:37:38
christine needs this link and email too slow: itunes.apple.com/…dcast/id135789411
Oooh I listened to that earlier. Very funny of course
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:38:18
and this one: itunes.apple.com/…e-day/id424616739
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:39:03
Michael dancing. noooooooo ;)
Alianora La Canta 18/03/2011 at 19:39:46
I don't know if anyone is following the ALMS Sebring qualifying.
I am, I'm happy and I've been putting some stuff in the Daily about it.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:39:49
Michael dancing. noooooooo ;)
Katherine thinks that might have been similar to Giggles radio ;)
Chris 18/03/2011 at 19:39:58
Michael dancing. noooooooo ;)
I get the feeling he's not taking this entirely seriously :)
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:41:37
These kids are so amazing
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:42:55
Is this the six music bored woman?
Christine 18/03/2011 at 19:43:02
MIRANDA!
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:43:22
The height difference is quite incredible
Chris 18/03/2011 at 19:43:49
Greggs! ...oh
Janna 18/03/2011 at 19:43:53
Yes Prime Minister music :)
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:44:00
The height difference is quite incredible
poor cameraman.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:44:23
LOVE CLAUDIA!!!!
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:44:49
Is there such a thing as kitchen roll :)
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:44:51
that's a crab!
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 19:44:59
Since Alison is not around
MICHEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:45:05
Ruby calling Nigella
Christine 18/03/2011 at 19:45:22
"The crabs are out but now they're just there!" That was what I was like with a chicken, let alone a crab.
Alison 18/03/2011 at 19:45:31
MICHEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where?!?!
Chris 18/03/2011 at 19:45:49
Where?!?!
that was a brilliant headping!
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 19:46:27
Where?!?!
This is the Red Nose Day thread so he is on BBC1
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:46:28
Hahahahahaha
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:46:34
♥ miranda.
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 19:47:00
that was a brilliant headping!
I wonder who else answers to other people's names
Alison 18/03/2011 at 19:47:10
Oh my word. Disasterchef!!!
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:47:10
They are so hopeless this makes me think of Mr C making muffins
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:47:41
Not to death no
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 19:47:43
♥ miranda.
Surely miranda ♥
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:47:47
They are so hopeless this makes me think of Mr C making muffins
hey, i've cooked more than miranda.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:48:00
Surely miranda ♥
hehe
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:48:34
hey, i've cooked more than miranda.
He he :)
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:48:47
Oh Claudia!!!
Alison 18/03/2011 at 19:48:49
Hahaha his face :D
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:49:20
This is awesome :)
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:49:26
i really like our prime minister. this is a first for me.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:50:37
Ooooh this is going to be amazing.
Alison 18/03/2011 at 19:50:40
i really like our prime minister. this is a first for me.
He was quite good humoured I'll give him that.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:51:07
Ooooh this is going to be amazing.
Oh did it already happen?
Christine 18/03/2011 at 19:51:10
Alison, you'll know. What's the name of the judge who's eyes almost bulged out at the hot chilli?
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:51:27
That is what Blue Peter is all about!
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 19:51:37
They give less time to someone walking a tight rope than Ruby Wax obliterating a crab???
Chris 18/03/2011 at 19:51:43
Oh did it already happen?
She did it a few weeks ago I'm afraid
Alison 18/03/2011 at 19:52:03
Alison, you'll know. What's the name of the judge who's eyes almost bulged out at the hot chilli?
That's Michel!
Michel Roux Jr
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:52:04
That is what Blue Peter is all about!
proper duncan dares.
Christine 18/03/2011 at 19:52:07
Oh did it already happen?
There's a TV programme about it though.
Christine 18/03/2011 at 19:52:30
That's Michel!
Ooooh, thank you.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 19:53:15
That's the toalizer figure. A lot of milk bottle tops!
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 19:57:03
has anyone ever seen duffy and helen in the same room together?
Chris 18/03/2011 at 19:59:48
Just checked Facebook. Radio 1 have recieved another total from Comic Relief. The 52 hour show has now raised over 2.6 million pounds, even though the show stopped at 10:30 this morning.
Janna 18/03/2011 at 20:00:24
McFly grown up?
Chris 18/03/2011 at 20:01:05
Somewhere an ex-housemate of mine is screaming with happiness....
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:01:31
The average life expectancy in the world is 67.2 years. In Botswana it is 31.6 years.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:02:04
The average life expectancy in the world is 67.2 years. In Botswana it is 31.6 years.
when was the last time it was that low in this country? 1800ish?
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:03:20
when was the last time it was that low in this country? 1800ish?
Nope by the 1400s the average age in Britain was 40ish.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:03:28
Nope by the 1400s the average age in Britain was 40ish.
jesus
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:06:13
jesus
It's quite incredible the difference in opportunity.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:06:23
foive million.
Alison 18/03/2011 at 20:06:38
Nope by the 1400s the average age in Britain was 40ish.
Scotland must be dragging that down too ;)
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:07:19
Here's a question do people think that winkle's dress makes her look pregnant or is she pregnant? We must be told!
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:07:27
i think the fbfb is asking for a marquee effect?
That totaliser is clearly not exciting enough. We need to go old school and programme some fireworks in there.
Christine 18/03/2011 at 20:07:43
Here's a question do people think that winkle's dress makes her look pregnant or is she pregnant? We must be told!
She is.
Alison 18/03/2011 at 20:08:01
Here's a question do people think that winkle's dress makes her look pregnant or is she pregnant? We must be told!
I think she just wears unflattering clothes. Surely no-one would be pregnant and wear those shoes!?!
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 20:08:12
Here's a question do people think that winkle's dress makes her look pregnant or is she pregnant? We must be told!
I think pregnancy is complsory before you can work for the BBC
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:08:24
Good work on these red dresses from the ladies
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:08:30
Here's a question do people think that winkle's dress makes her look pregnant or is she pregnant? We must be told!
She is.
you know as much as the FBFB.
Alison 18/03/2011 at 20:08:31
She is.
Oh I see. Well then she's mad :D
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:08:33
She is.
Aha
Christine 18/03/2011 at 20:08:52
Oh I see. Well then she's mad :D
That's why we love her.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:09:07
I think she just wears unflattering clothes. Surely no-one would be pregnant and wear those shoes!?!
Well there you go!
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:09:16
Is a snog coming
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:09:34
Oh I see. Well then she's mad :D
As a box of frogs
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:12:05
Lots of money there
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:14:43
I'm already laughing at the very idea of this
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:17:18
I'm already laughing at the very idea of this
shaun ryder!
Chris 18/03/2011 at 20:17:25
... no idea who the two under the rock are
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:18:26
... no idea who the two under the rock are
a happy monday and the other half of a cheeky girl i think.
Alison 18/03/2011 at 20:19:03
a happy monday and the other half of a cheeky girl i think.
That was Lembit??
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:19:16
Just insane
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:20:24
That was Lembit??
yup.
Chris 18/03/2011 at 20:25:15
Ah, love the chair...
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:26:25
Oh my ...
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:27:05
heheheehehhehehehe
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:27:07
Poor richard
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:27:15
Hehehehe
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:27:29
Oooh this has been my fav thing so far
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 20:28:29
Oooh this has been my fav thing so far
I bet they are picking bits of crab shell out of the wall and ceiling for months
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:28:29
That's not a very nice way to describe Ruby's starter: oh they said craB starter
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 20:28:43
That's not a very nice way to describe Ruby's starter: oh they said craB starter
:D
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:30:17
Heheheheehe
Chris 18/03/2011 at 20:31:07
This woman's evil!
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:31:39
This woman's evil!
She seemed mean
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:31:55
Dave was funny there
Alison 18/03/2011 at 20:32:04
She seemed mean
I like her ♥
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:32:20
Gummy bears
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 20:32:43
That looks like it should be at a kid's birthday party
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 20:33:04
That looks like it should be at a kid's birthday party
Apart from the alcohol
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:33:08
Oh well done Miranda
Chris 18/03/2011 at 20:33:24
Apart from the alcohol
but that makes it more fun! :D
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:33:34
Apart from the alcohol
Nap time
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:35:53
I thought Miranda was holding that up so the other ladies couldn't reach it ;)
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:36:28
Katherine tells me that Claudia is back later with Jonathan Ross.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:36:50
did someone freeze blue and just thaw them out last week?
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:38:32
did someone freeze blue and just thaw them out last week?
maybe they have a tardis inside a tardis too.
Alianora La Canta 18/03/2011 at 20:38:57
did someone freeze blue and just thaw them out last week?
Probably!
In other Blue news, my Blue CD is currently jammed in my hi-fi because the CD changer decided to behave badly (The Flood and a Meat Loaf album are also trapped).
RG 18/03/2011 at 20:39:39
Hate to be Mr. Pedant when I'm not watching, but the original post should say Children in Need was last year, not this.
did someone freeze blue and just thaw them out last week?
I kinda wished they'd keep them unfrozen...
Of what I've seen on YouTube, best bit by a country mile, as always, Outnumbered. Dr Who the opposite.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:40:45
Of what I've seen on YouTube, best bit by a country mile, as always, Outnumbered. Dr Who the opposite.
double amy!
Chris 18/03/2011 at 20:41:42
...no sound
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:42:39
graham is helpful in a crisis.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:42:40
...no sound
We had the tv muted here temporarily. Hope it wasn't us.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:47:04
Tim Vine!
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:48:09
what a cast.
Chris 18/03/2011 at 20:48:13
Tim Vine!
yay!
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:49:00
♥ daisy.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:50:27
♥ daisy.
Katy Wix
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:53:25
Katy Wix
nope! daisy.
;)
Christine 18/03/2011 at 20:54:31
nope! daisy.
Same as Rose is always Rose, right?
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:54:52
Same as Rose is always Rose, right?
yes!
Chris 18/03/2011 at 20:56:57
blimey! Haven't seen Zoe Salmon since she left blue peter!
Chris 18/03/2011 at 20:57:07
Jenson!
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:57:12
jenson!
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 20:57:25
haven't seen jb in a red nose t-shirt?
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:57:29
Jenson!
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:58:42
Just a few technical problems
Chris 18/03/2011 at 20:59:15
Just a few technical problems
They're usually better than this...
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 20:59:17
Dum, dum dum dum dum da dum dum
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 21:05:00
i'm missing the humour here...
Chris 18/03/2011 at 21:05:27
i'm missing the humour here...
Yeah, for comic relief it's not very comical...
Chris 18/03/2011 at 21:06:28
He he!
@karunchandok: My friend's kids just told me about Comic Relief ! http://yfrog.com/gzi2hwrj
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 21:09:35
@karunchandok: My friend's kids just told me about Comic Relief ! http://yfrog.com/gzi2hwrj
yay!
Alianora La Canta 18/03/2011 at 21:10:55
@karunchandok: My friend's kids just told me about Comic Relief ! http://yfrog.com/gzi2hwrj
I've already asked Karun if he'd be interested in doing something for Sport Relief next year...
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 21:11:04
fbfb, leave me alone!
Alianora La Canta 18/03/2011 at 21:12:10
fbfb, leave me alone!
Is it tickling you?
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 21:12:25
Is it tickling you?
hassling me about fireworks.
Alianora La Canta 18/03/2011 at 21:12:58
hassling me about fireworks.
Tut, tut, bad FBFB!
Janna 18/03/2011 at 21:14:45
I'm guessing Take That
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 21:15:42
Gary Barlow can still bang out a good tune - is this one of them?
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 21:16:27
Gary Barlow can still bang out a good tune - is this one of them?
better than their last one.
Christine 18/03/2011 at 21:16:55
Robbie has had a hand in it, for sure. Has echoes of Rudebox. *shudders*
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 21:16:55
I don't know if i've ever mentioned this but one time... Lil' Mark Owen and my hair ACTUALLY TOUCHED!
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 21:17:54
Robbie has had a hand in it, for sure. Has echoes of Rudebox. *shudders*
There's a song I like off Rudebox. Or rather I can't get out of my head after I hear it...
Janna 18/03/2011 at 21:17:56
Gary Barlow can still bang out a good tune - is this one of them?
Gary & Robbie apparently en.wikipedia.org/…(Take_That_album)
Christine 18/03/2011 at 21:18:53
Gary & Robbie apparently en.wikipedia.org/…(Take_That_album)
I KNEW IT.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 21:19:05
boy bands don't appear to get old anymore.
Janna 18/03/2011 at 21:20:10
Apparently you can now download the Dr Who bit on iTunes for £1.89. At least £1.04 will go to Comic Relief
itunes.apple.com/…4461&s=143444
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 21:20:54
Apparently you can now download the Dr Who bit on iTunes for £1.89. At least £1.04 will go to Comic Relief
apple are keeping the rest?
Chris 18/03/2011 at 21:21:09
apple are keeping the rest?
I wouldn't be surprised
Christine 18/03/2011 at 21:21:25
apple are keeping the rest?
Think so.
Janna 18/03/2011 at 21:21:57
apple are keeping the rest?
Comment on the iTunes store says the donation includes 100% of iTunes share
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 21:22:12
There's a song I like off Rudebox. Or rather I can't get out of my head after I hear it...
Ah no... It was tripping off Intensive Care I'm thinking of
Christine 18/03/2011 at 21:23:39
Ah no... It was tripping off Intensive Care I'm thinking of
Oh yes, I liked that one.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 21:25:26
cameo moment from dermot there.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 21:29:06
Boom! Their number is always huge!
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 21:29:31
Boom! Their number is always huge!
But that is amazing
Alianora La Canta 18/03/2011 at 21:30:11
Apparently you can now download the Dr Who bit on iTunes for £1.89. At least £1.04 will go to Comic Relief
Comment on the iTunes store says the donation includes 100% of iTunes share
Presumably the rest goes to the BBC's production costs and any spare funds from that gets donated. Hence the "at least".
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 21:34:55
I am amazed they didn't just wlk out and take over the live show
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 21:35:43
I am amazed they didn't just wlk out and take over the live show
that would've been good. missed oppertunity.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 21:36:48
plumpy nut!
Alison 18/03/2011 at 21:37:22
I want some plumpy nut!!
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 21:37:59
plumpy nut!
It really is quite an amazing product.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 21:39:00
I want some plumpy nut!!
Maybe they should sell some double price here and for every packet bought give a packet away?
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 21:39:26
It really is quite an amazing product.
it's like the food they make on back to the future. a tiny packet that feeds people!
Alison 18/03/2011 at 21:39:51
it's like the food they make on back to the future. a tiny packet that feeds people!
All a bit Willy Wonka
Christine 18/03/2011 at 21:40:21
Maybe they should sell some double price here and for every packet bought give a packet away?
I would pay money to keep it far away from me :)
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 21:41:59
It was inspired by Nutella, needs no water, no refrigeration, and lasts 2 years: en.wikipedia.org/…wiki/Plumpy%27nut
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 21:42:19
I would pay money to keep it far away from me :)
:)
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 21:43:10
Hahahaha
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 21:56:20
That is Lenny's second product placement tonight
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 21:56:24
Cotton machine wash only
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 21:56:28
"fearne cotton machine wash only"
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 21:57:26
The Miranda thing sounds amazing
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 21:58:23
Fearn's dress looks pink rather than red.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:00:48
hehe, smithy makes a great gary.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:03:04
who's robbie?
Christine 18/03/2011 at 22:03:33
who's robbie?
John Bishop. I'm struggling with Mark.
Janna 18/03/2011 at 22:03:46
John Bishop. I'm struggling with Mark.
Alan Carr
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:04:08
John Bishop. I'm struggling with Mark.
Alan Carr
who's john bishop?
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 22:05:07
who's john bishop?
You to watch some of his shows. Very funny comedian from Liverpool. He has only been famous for a couple of years
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 22:10:05
I wonder if Eric has anything to do with Pineapple studios
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:10:55
I wonder if Eric has anything to do with Pineapple studios
:D
Christine 18/03/2011 at 22:11:01
I wonder if Eric has anything to do with Pineapple studios
Hehehe.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:12:19
"That's ACTUAL Heather Small!"
you've got to reap, reap REAP, what you soooooooooow.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:13:11
That is the most amazing dance ever!!!
Christine 18/03/2011 at 22:13:38
ACTUAL HEATHER SMALL. I might die.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:14:00
ACTUAL HEATHER SMALL. I might die.
What have you done today!!!!
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:15:45
it's woman that ruined green wing.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:18:54
OMG
Christine 18/03/2011 at 22:19:15
MIRANDA!!
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:20:14
OMG
miranda rap was awesome.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:21:57
hope that's on youtube.
Neil Denham 18/03/2011 at 22:22:52
All very entertaining so far! Not sure how much longer I will stay awake though!
Andy Taylor 18/03/2011 at 22:23:44
it's woman that ruined green wing.
Which one is that then? (note I am watching The Mentalist, not RND)
Christine 18/03/2011 at 22:24:06
Which one is that then? (note I am watching The Mentalist, not RND)
Stoopid woman lying to Mac.
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 22:25:02
miranda rap was awesome.
Missed it
Andy Taylor 18/03/2011 at 22:25:40
Stoopid woman lying to Mac.
Oh, that's Sarah Alexander - she was in Coupling and other comedy shows.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:25:52
If people are wondering why they are focussing on Nets rather than Medicine when so many Mosquitos are flying around... The answer is that this can change the pathology of the disease. If you suffer from Malaria currently you become very ill and are confined to bed, this means it is very effective for malaria to make you very sick. Because if you can't move or defend yourself from bites then more Mosquitos will come and bite you and the disease is spread further.
With nets the sick people are not accessible to mosquitos, so for the disease to spread it needs to make people less sick, it needs to evolve to survive and keep spreading itself, it starts needing to make people less sick. This is what happened in the American South in the 30s but the evidence was ignored until recently.
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 22:26:03
They are getting the chefs to rickroll themselves
Christine 18/03/2011 at 22:26:05
Oh, that's Sarah Alexander - she was in Coupling and other comedy shows.
So what? She lied to Mac.
Andy Taylor 18/03/2011 at 22:26:32
So what? She lied to Mac.
Her character did.
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 22:26:38
Which one is that then? (note I am watching The Mentalist, not RND)
Miranda's posh friend who is consantly on her phone and saying "Bear with"
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:27:07
Oh, that's Sarah Alexander - she was in Coupling and other comedy shows.
no, she was in green wing.
;)
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:27:13
RICK ASTLEY!
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:27:17
Oh, that's Sarah Alexander - she was in Coupling and other comedy shows.
No that was Sally Phillips, they look a bit similar I guess.
Alianora La Canta 18/03/2011 at 22:28:01
With nets the sick people are not accessible to mosquitos, so for the disease to spread it needs to make people less sick, it needs to evolve to survive and keep spreading itself, it starts needing to make people less sick. This is what happened in the American South in the 30s but the evidence was ignored until recently.
Fascinating. Nets are also cheaper in the long term than ever-changing medicines :)
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 22:28:04
Oh, that's Sarah Alexander - she was in Coupling and other comedy shows.
No that was Sally Phillips, they look a bit similar I guess.
I always mix them up. Never seen them both at the same time either
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:29:08
No that was Sally Phillips, they look a bit similar I guess.
To be clear. Sally Phillips was in Miranda, Sarah Alexander was in Coupling. No idea which one was in Green Wing
Neil Denham 18/03/2011 at 22:29:13
Sally Phillips is great, often plays annoying characters, but plays them so well!
(and I met her in a queue for fish and chips once, and she is lovely!)
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:29:52
To be clear. Sally Phillips was in Miranda, Sarah Alexander was in Coupling. No idea which one was in Green Wing
both actually. one of them ruined it.
Andy Taylor 18/03/2011 at 22:29:52
No that was Sally Phillips, they look a bit similar I guess.
Thanks, I just realised this too - like Steven I get them mixed up, plus her character (holly) replaced Sarah Alexander's ( Angela).
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 22:30:20
To be clear. Sally Phillips was in Miranda, Sarah Alexander was in Coupling. No idea which one was in Green Wing
That was Sally Philips
www.sitcom.co.uk/…wing/actors.shtml
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:30:26
I would like to point out that I have met Nancy Lam (one of the Chefs) several times and she is as crazy in real life as she appears on screen.
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 22:30:42
Thanks, I just realised this too - like Steven I get them mixed up, plus her character (holly) replaced Sarah Alexander's ( Angela).
Now that is scary
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:31:19
Fascinating. Nets are also cheaper in the long term than ever-changing medicines :)
Absolutely
Andy Taylor 18/03/2011 at 22:32:41
both actually. one of them ruined it.
they both appeared in Smack the Pony as well, just to add to the confusion.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:32:58
they both appeared in Smack the Pony as well, just to add to the confusion.
Which I really liked
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:33:47
Ouch
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:35:04
why don't people age?!?!
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:35:07
Let's get this done properly
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:35:50
live rick roll
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:36:21
Rick is 45!!!
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:36:35
Rick is 45!!!
46 sorry
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:38:15
46 sorry
he looks 23.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:39:23
wow, lenny plugs better than alex.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:39:43
george micheals
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:39:58
Pick up his phones :)
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:40:05
Hehehehe
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:40:30
♥ smithy & george.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:40:40
George is actually brilliant
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:42:42
Pick up his phones :)
I meant photos.. I typoed.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:43:14
wha?
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:43:48
Hahaha
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:44:08
wh....
Alison 18/03/2011 at 22:44:23
Awww Gordon ♥
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:44:36
BOOM!
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:44:58
oh.my.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:46:01
:)
:)
:)
:)
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:47:03
That is a very big table
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:47:51
I was in the same room a Keira on Wednesday if that helps
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:49:38
Oh my god
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:49:40
wow, just wow.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:49:50
holy frickin' paul mccartney.
Christine 18/03/2011 at 22:50:09
Mr C, it's fair to say he's actually aged.
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:50:43
That's a bit disrespectful in front of JLS hahahaaha
And Ringo
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:51:20
best tv ever
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:52:30
And Ringo
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:52:55
Ooops
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:55:30
i need a lie down.
have bought the smithy sketch.
Alison 18/03/2011 at 22:55:40
And Ringo
It's so easy to forget about Ringo ;)
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:55:52
And Ringo
It's so easy to forget about Ringo ;)
who?
Alex Andronov 18/03/2011 at 22:56:38
Right that's it for Katherine and me. We have just bought that Smithy video (thanks for the link FBFB). Have fun with the rest of the evening, see you tomorrow.
(oh, and if you can, donate)
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:56:40
is it wrong that that is the 1st time i've seen justin beiber? i thought he was a twitter bot.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 22:56:51
cheers sir alex.
Andy Taylor 18/03/2011 at 22:57:28
is it wrong that that is the 1st time i've seen justin beiber? i thought he was a twitter bot.
:D :D
Paul 18/03/2011 at 23:02:24
is it wrong that that is the 1st time i've seen justin beiber? i thought he was a twitter bot.
He's real?!
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 23:03:10
He's real?!
I have seen pictures. He has weird hair. No idea what he does though
Paul 18/03/2011 at 23:03:49
I have seen pictures. He has weird hair. No idea what he does though
Tweets?
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:04:11
I have seen pictures. He has weird hair. No idea what he does though
Tweets?
i think so
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 23:04:18
Tweets?
Probably
Andy Taylor 18/03/2011 at 23:15:59
I have seen pictures. He has weird hair. No idea what he does though
He says he is a singer.
LPG told the children that Justin Bieber is a swear word in our house.
Son number one replied "you mean worse than ****?" (a sweary word beginning with f)
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 23:17:05
Son number one replied "you mean worse than ****?" (a sweary word beginning with f)
He seems to understand thesituation
Andy Taylor 18/03/2011 at 23:21:11
He seems to understand thesituation
Earlier in the week LPG heard.
Daughter #2: Scream (runs from room)
Daughter #1: Oh Bloody Hell (switches off TV)
Son #1: (continues playing computer game, does not complain about TV being turned off)
The reason? Justin Bieber had been announced as "coming up later" on Blue Peter.
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 23:22:31
The reason? Justin Bieber had been announced as "coming up later" on Blue Peter.
What sensible kids
Paul 18/03/2011 at 23:22:52
The reason? Justin Bieber had been announced as "coming up later" on Blue Peter.
:-)
Smart kids those
I especially like the "keeps playing computer game"
Andy Taylor 18/03/2011 at 23:23:06
What sensible kids
We like to think so, particularly when it comes to Justin Bieber...
Bassano 18/03/2011 at 23:24:09
Good evening, how is RND so far?
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:25:13
Good evening, how is RND so far?
brilliant. am loving it.
Bassano 18/03/2011 at 23:27:43
brilliant. am loving it.
Claudia seems to have eased up on the permatan, I see
Andy Taylor 18/03/2011 at 23:27:53
Alan Partridge is back on form, have been enjoying Mid Morning Matters on fostersfunny.co.uk.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:28:35
yay. more smithy!
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:29:18
oooh, true faith cover.
Andy Taylor 18/03/2011 at 23:29:40
Claudia seems to have eased up on the permatan, I see
Red dress makes it look lighter I am thinking.
Pat W 18/03/2011 at 23:29:58
Hello. Amazed to find I loved the Smithy bit. And the chefs. And the inbetweeners because I'm puerile (despite never seeing their show).
Is George Michael acceptable again now he's done his time? And whys he murdering New Order?s
Bassano 18/03/2011 at 23:30:22
Red dress makes it look lighter I am thinking.
She's normally Orangina coloured
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:30:31
Is George Michael acceptable again now he's done his time? And whys he murdering New Order?s
i like the homage to the original video, in his video.
Andy Taylor 18/03/2011 at 23:30:43
She's normally Orangina coloured
Do you have to shake her to wake her up?
Alison 18/03/2011 at 23:30:51
Is George Michael acceptable again now he's done his time? And whys he murdering New Order?s
Beeb seem to forgive anyone. Even Richard Bacon.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:30:55
i seem to be buying a lot on itunes tonight fbfb!!
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:31:11
Do you have to shake her to wake her up?
hey. be nice people!
Pat W 18/03/2011 at 23:31:15
i like the homage to the original video, in his video.
I like that it is a very different take but he's over autotuned
Bassano 18/03/2011 at 23:31:25
Beeb seem to forgive anyone. Even Richard Bacon.
He's been on R5 for a while I think
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:31:32
I like that it is a very different take but he's over autotuned
i'm liking that effect a lot more these days.
Alison 18/03/2011 at 23:31:46
He's been on R5 for a while I think
Yeah about 10 years now :P
Andy Taylor 18/03/2011 at 23:32:01
hey. be nice people!
Sorry.
Pat W 18/03/2011 at 23:32:05
Do you have to shake her to wake her up?
ha!
Bassano 18/03/2011 at 23:32:47
I like that it is a very different take but he's over autotuned
i'm liking that effect a lot more these days.
Really?
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:33:00
Really?
yep.
Neil Denham 18/03/2011 at 23:33:20
That was a horrible song!
Bassano 18/03/2011 at 23:33:20
Was there a BA segment from Cardiff?
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:33:33
Was there a BA segment from Cardiff?
magician, yeah.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:33:40
That was a horrible song!
i just bought it.
Andy Taylor 18/03/2011 at 23:33:55
Time for bed I think, early start tomorrow.
Alison 18/03/2011 at 23:34:32
i just bought it.
I think you need to go to itunes anonymous....
Bassano 18/03/2011 at 23:34:33
Night Andy
Neil Denham 18/03/2011 at 23:34:35
really? You bought that?
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:34:56
I think you need to go to itunes anonymous....
i tell ya, it's sooo easy.
Andy Taylor 18/03/2011 at 23:35:12
I think you need to go to itunes anonymous....
Hehehe
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:35:24
really? You bought that?
yep. nice take on a classic, at least it was different.
Neil Denham 18/03/2011 at 23:36:03
Different, yes. Horirble, yes.
Pat W 18/03/2011 at 23:36:17
i tell ya, it's sooo easy.
one of the reasons I switched back to win amp was to save money! (that and iTunes on Win doesn't play right).
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:37:02
oooh, elbow.
Neil Denham 18/03/2011 at 23:38:41
Elbow! Now this is a song!
Bassano 18/03/2011 at 23:39:45
Elbow! Now this is a song!
Their new album is good, as always
Christine 18/03/2011 at 23:39:54
Elbow! Now this is a song!
I think perhaps they think it's more powerful than it is though.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:40:45
I think perhaps they think it's more powerful than it is though.
doesn't quite have the effect of "who's gonna drive you home".
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 23:42:39
doesn't quite have the effect of "who's gonna drive you home".
Nothing ever will
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:43:10
blimey. was that fearne?
Alison 18/03/2011 at 23:43:46
Oooh I definitely see the bump now!
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 23:43:53
blimey. was that fearne?
It was
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:44:33
john prescott reading the shipping forecast, will he mention rockall?
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 23:44:40
Oooh I definitely see the bump now!
You mean it has grown so much during the show?
Pat W 18/03/2011 at 23:44:50
Aargh. I'm with family and while they are saying it is awful and everthing, "the real joke is a cataracts op costs them 30 quid but it costs so much here".
Get a clue!
Alison 18/03/2011 at 23:45:43
Aargh. I'm with family and while they are saying it is awful and everthing, "the real joke is a cataracts op costs them 30 quid but it costs so much here".
That's probably because they pay the staff about £10 a day....
Pat W 18/03/2011 at 23:46:33
I haven't liked Moyles for years but big respect for that marathon show. 50+ hrs 2.6million.
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 23:46:53
That's probably because they pay the staff about £10 a day....
Lackofa sterile operating theatre, lack of post op care etc etc
Christine 18/03/2011 at 23:47:07
I haven't liked Moyles for years but big respect for that marathon show. 50+ hrs 2.6million.
I'm getting tired just from typing for five hours. Talking for 50!!
startledbunny 18/03/2011 at 23:47:14
I haven't liked Moyles for years but big respect for that marathon show. 50+ hrs 2.6million.
agreed
Alison 18/03/2011 at 23:47:44
Errrm....
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 23:48:16
Abu Hamza????
That's a bit political for Children in Need
Pat W 18/03/2011 at 23:48:26
I'm getting tired just from typing for five hours. Talking for 50!!
12 tomorrow :D
Alison 18/03/2011 at 23:48:46
That's a bit political for Children in Need
Yeah I'm a bit horrified tbh
Christine 18/03/2011 at 23:48:57
12 tomorrow :D
Abso-flippin-lutely!
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 23:49:18
Yeah I'm a bit horrified tbh
I have always detested this idiot and he is not converting me
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 23:50:47
Why does this prat get airtime?
Alison 18/03/2011 at 23:52:29
Why does this prat get airtime?
I hate it. It's all pretty offensive.
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:52:36
heck of a plug for rymans.
Pat W 18/03/2011 at 23:53:35
heck of a plug for rymans.
thought that earlier with maltersers
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 23:54:16
heck of a plug for rymans.
thought that earlier with maltersers
They always heavily plug businesses that raise money
Pat W 18/03/2011 at 23:54:39
Want to text donate but cat sat on me, phone in pocket under cat. He is v old so will do it later.
Am also tad drunk
Neil Denham 18/03/2011 at 23:54:49
Sainsburys and Walkers have already had their moments!
Christine 18/03/2011 at 23:55:01
Want to text donate but cat sat on me, phone in pocket under cat. He is v old so will do it later.
Hehehehe!
Mr C 18/03/2011 at 23:55:25
Sainsburys and Walkers have already had their moments!
true enough.
Neil Denham 18/03/2011 at 23:59:15
For me all the "adverts" sit a bit uneasily on the BBC, but I guess its a price to pay for raising money for good causes.
Steven Roy 18/03/2011 at 23:59:24
David Frost looks really old now
Alison 18/03/2011 at 23:59:46
They always heavily plug businesses that raise money
It makes other businesses jealous. They want to do it next time....
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 00:01:59
It makes other businesses jealous. They want to do it next time....
ahhh. point taken.
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 00:11:35
"i've never seen richard curtis in the thick of it"
:)
Steven Roy 19/03/2011 at 00:11:41
Love those Eames chairs
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 00:16:49
i love karl!
Alison 19/03/2011 at 00:16:59
What on earth is this?
Steven Roy 19/03/2011 at 00:17:35
I am amazed elephant slippers really exist
Christine 19/03/2011 at 00:17:47
What on earth is this?
You don't know who Ricky Gervais is?
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 00:18:19
I am amazed elephant slippers really exist
same.
Alison 19/03/2011 at 00:18:54
You don't know who Ricky Gervais is?
Yes I just can't work out if that's supposed to be funny or what. Seems worryingly close to the truth!
Pat W 19/03/2011 at 00:18:55
I am amazed elephant slippers really exist
got to be made up
startledbunny 19/03/2011 at 00:19:34
got to be made up
mothercare sell them......
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 00:20:20
NEWPORT STATE OF MIND!
w00t!
Steven Roy 19/03/2011 at 00:20:27
got to be made up
I can picture elephants having foot problems and needing slippers to spread the load of all that weight to let them heal or to keep them dry
Pat W 19/03/2011 at 00:20:36
mothercare sell them......
do many elephants shop at mother care?
Steven Roy 19/03/2011 at 00:20:49
mothercare sell them......
Mothercare sell slippers for elephants?
Christine 19/03/2011 at 00:21:21
NEWPORT STATE OF MIND!
I hope they don't get sued!!
startledbunny 19/03/2011 at 00:22:01
Mothercare sell slippers for elephants?
no, they sell "elephant slippers"
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 00:23:03
I hope they don't get sued!!
i know emi are cynical, but even they can't be that cynical.
Steven Roy 19/03/2011 at 00:23:51
no, they sell "elephant slippers"
Like these?
http://twitpic.com/4atw6u
startledbunny 19/03/2011 at 00:25:13
Like these?
nothing like
www.mothercare.co…ers/dp/B003TX5VH2
Steven Roy 19/03/2011 at 00:26:12
nothing like
Pink and white striped elephants
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 00:26:43
www.mothercare.co…ers/dp/B003TX5VH2
:)
startledbunny 19/03/2011 at 00:32:27
i bought this a week ago on itunes, so know the results
Pat W 19/03/2011 at 00:34:40
It may be inappropriate given the starving on tv but I have been given cake. Ahem.
Pat W 19/03/2011 at 00:37:56
rescued the phone and have donated a tenner by text
Christine 19/03/2011 at 00:38:14
rescued the phone and have donated a tenner by text
Yay!
Steven Roy 19/03/2011 at 00:44:14
Alan Car with a beard???
Pat W 19/03/2011 at 00:44:49
Alan Car with a beard???
I've never found this man funny
Christine 19/03/2011 at 00:45:58
I've never found this man funny
The voice! My ears!
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 00:49:20
The aircraft tow!
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 00:49:36
i was meant to spend the evening editing pics of christine during the unfunny bits. there haven't been many so it's taken a while:
www.flickr.com/ph…dcast/5538192971/
i do some more now.
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 00:49:58
The aircraft tow!
ooh, that was on earlier. by your hanger?
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 00:50:42
Did they use the Autosport Live people to light this show?
So much obliterating light :)
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 00:51:08
ooh, that was on earlier. by your hanger?
No, our heavy maintenance facility in Cardiff
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 00:54:16
Have they always done the donation by text.
Such a good idea
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 00:54:47
Have they always done the donation by text.
certainly last year.
Pat W 19/03/2011 at 00:54:56
Have they always done the donation by text.
only in the last few years. I think the variable amounts might be new
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 00:55:39
only in the last few years. I think the variable amounts might be new
There are variable amounts?
I thought it was just a tenner and multiple texts if required
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 00:56:33
It's like money for Felipe Baby all over again :)
Christine 19/03/2011 at 00:57:03
I thought it was just a tenner and multiple texts if required
GIVE to 70005 and I think 70011 is £1.
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 00:57:30
damn me not having a mobile.
Pat W 19/03/2011 at 00:57:42
There are variable amounts?
I think there's three numbers, 1, 5, 10 quid
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 00:57:55
GIVE to 70005 and I think 70011 is £1.
Ah. Ta
Sent me tenner in
Steven Roy 19/03/2011 at 00:58:15
GIVE to 70005 and I think 70011 is £1.
Iwould have thought £1 would be 70001. The last two digits represent the amount
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 00:59:36
this is gonna be awesome...
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 00:59:53
I wonder if Lukeh is watching
Pat W 19/03/2011 at 01:00:04
this is gonna be awesome...
where is lukeh
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 01:00:24
feeder are welsh??
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:00:29
where is lukeh
Farnham
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 01:00:54
BONNIE!!!!!
*BOOM*
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:01:02
feeder are welsh??
Actually from Newport, apparently
Steven Roy 19/03/2011 at 01:01:16
GIVE to 70005 and I think 70011 is £1.
Iwould have thought £1 would be 70001. The last two digits represent the amount
Christine is right it is 70011
www.rednoseday.co…-terms-conditions
Pat W 19/03/2011 at 01:01:17
They kept the vocal from the YouTube remake?
Pat W 19/03/2011 at 01:01:50
Kelly!
startledbunny 19/03/2011 at 01:01:55
they should release this on itunes for comic relief
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 01:02:20
anneka rice is welsh?
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:02:31
Is Anneka Rice Welsh?
Pat W 19/03/2011 at 01:02:37
Annals rice is welsh?
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:02:38
Snap :)
Pat W 19/03/2011 at 01:02:51
Autocorrect
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 01:02:59
gareth jones!!!
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:03:01
Damn you autocorrect :)
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:03:36
"Huge thanks to EMI Music Publishing"
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 01:03:49
"Huge thanks to EMI Music Publishing"
gits.
:)
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:05:24
anneka rice is welsh?
"Rice was born in Cowbridge, Vale of Glamorgan"
Born Ann Rice and changed for Equity reasons
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:07:20
Is this the male Kath & Kim?
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 01:07:43
Born Ann Rice and changed for Equity reasons
learn something new.
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 01:08:51
"The Steve Jones line... sung by Steve Jones!"
i like josie d'arby sang her line too :)
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:11:00
Ooh, I got a Gift Aid link from my text
I was wondering about that
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:14:41
Has Lenny Henry appeared in an oversized red suit yet?
That's how I remember Comic Relief
Christine 19/03/2011 at 01:15:03
Has Lenny Henry appeared in an oversized red suit yet?
Not a red suit, but he did walk on hot coals.
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:17:49
*waves bye to Davina*
Steven Roy 19/03/2011 at 01:21:38
Angus Deayton on the BBC???
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 01:23:46
AXIS OF AWESOME!
i love today :)
Christine 19/03/2011 at 01:24:19
AHHHHHHHHH! Best day ever.
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:29:08
Finishing with Missy Higgins, very Australian
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 01:29:11
i just can't anymore awesome
Christine 19/03/2011 at 01:29:19
Well that woke me up.
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:33:31
Finishing with Missy Higgins, very Australian
Missy Higgins: Scar
www.google.co.uk/…KW19ZSAGUu7s2eZ3w
Pat W 19/03/2011 at 01:39:16
Wine relief sounds more fun than a text
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:39:27
Wine Relief!
If only I'd known. If there was Guinness Relief I could've taken my two weeks off early
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:52:20
Was the 24hr game show thing a webcast?
Christine 19/03/2011 at 01:52:58
Was the 24hr game show thing a webcast?
Live streamed for 24 hours, then edited to 5x30minutes on TV.
Steven Roy 19/03/2011 at 01:53:03
Was the 24hr game show thing a webcast?
Yes
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:53:41
Yes
Damn, I missed that
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:56:24
I'd like to see the buzzcocks highlights
Christine 19/03/2011 at 01:57:41
I'd like to see the buzzcocks highlights
I'd assume it's in this one seeing as it was last: www.bbc.co.uk/ipl…People_Episode_5/
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 01:58:33
I'd assume it's in this one seeing as it was last: www.bbc.co.uk/ipl…People_Episode_5/
Thank you, I'll keep the tab for later
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 02:05:54
bye bye fbfb
Christine 19/03/2011 at 02:06:18
Replay in the post. Thanks to one and all.
And goodnight!
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 02:06:30
bye bye fbfb
Night night FBFB
Steven Roy 19/03/2011 at 02:06:32
bye bye fbfb
Great job Christine
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 02:06:44
cheers all and thank you to everyone for commenting.
Steven Roy 19/03/2011 at 02:06:50
Replay in the post. Thanks to one and all.
And goodnight!
Good night
Pat W 19/03/2011 at 02:08:06
Replay in the post. Thanks to one and all.
cheers for fbfb and thread.
Best rnd in a while I reckon.
Pat W 19/03/2011 at 02:10:04
74.3m!
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 02:10:50
74.3m!
Amazing
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 02:10:58
Go Fearn
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 02:12:35
Go Fearn
that's a lot of tatoos.
#canigetmymoneyback?
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 02:12:46
Rick was checking his lyrics cheat sheet :)
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 02:13:25
that's a lot of tatoos.
#canigetmymoneyback?
Oi
She looks great and is humanly self conscious
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 02:14:25
She looks great and is humanly self conscious
oh right :)
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 02:14:45
that's a lot of tatoos.
You didn't know she was that inked up?
It's her thing
Pat W 19/03/2011 at 02:15:10
She looks great and is humanly self conscious
Needs to eat a good pie :) #stickthin
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 02:15:14
You didn't know she was that inked up?
nope. not a huge fan either. #ohsojudgemental
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 02:16:32
nope. not a huge fan either. #ohsojudgemental
It's a personal taste thing. She a bit of an idiot but I knida like her.
Ooh, lock-in. My kind of thing:)
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 02:17:19
Needs to eat a good pie :) #stickthin
Kinda true
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 02:18:24
You didn't know she was that inked up?
nope. not a huge fan either. #ohsojudgemental
This is what you miss by not looking at FHM or Maxim in the last 5 years :)
Steven Roy 19/03/2011 at 02:19:42
This is what you miss by not looking at FHM or Maxim in the last 5 years :)
I thought Maxim was a restaurant in Paris
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 02:20:08
I thought Maxim was a restaurant in Paris
And a bloke from The Prodigy
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 02:26:23
"do ya wanna link into the next VT before I get fired" :lol:
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 02:30:42
Charlie Brooker is superb
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 02:35:09
This is a great sketch
"The Blackberry"
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 02:37:16
two more images:
www.flickr.com/ph…dcast/5538374921/
www.flickr.com/ph…dcast/5538395285/
Pat W 19/03/2011 at 02:37:47
Hit the wall so sleeps for me, til next tme..
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 02:40:19
two more images:
www.flickr.com/ph…dcast/5538395285/
Love that one
Bassano 19/03/2011 at 02:40:33
Night Pat
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 02:42:57
Love that one
cheers. we took a few more, will sort tomorrow.
Mr C 19/03/2011 at 22:27:29
finally got around to uploading the rest of the images.
full comic relief set: www.flickr.com/ph…2157626157780899/
Meghann 20/03/2011 at 18:48:27
Hello everybody !!!!
Could someone help me to see the live ?? I would like to see BONNIE TYLER 's live !! COULD SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE ?